Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Random thoughts for Valentine's Day: "Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies... to make people feel like crap."

"If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contactwith a woman I don't know."

Clementine:I would like you to call me.Would you do that? I would like it.

Joel: Yes.

Clementine: Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call! That'd be nice.

(...)

Clementine: What took you so long?

Joel: I just walked in.

Clementine: Mm-hmm. You miss me?

Joel: Yeah. Oddly enough, I do.

Clementine: Oh! You said "I do." I guess that means we're married.

Joel: I guess so.

Clementine: Tomorrow night? Honeymoon on ice? It's really solid this time of year.

Joel: Listen, did you want to make love?

Clementine: Make love?

Joel: Have sex. Y'know

Clementine: Oh, um...

Joel: Because I just am not drunk enough or stoned enough to make that happen right now. Clementine:That's okay. I ...

Joel: I'm sorry. I just wanted to say that. This seems like the perfect romantic exotic place to do it and ...

Clementine: Hey, Joel

Joel: ...and I'm just too nervous around you right now.

Clementine: I'm nervous, too.

Joel: Yeah? I wouldn't have thought that.

Clementine: Well, you obviously don't know me.

Joel: I'm nervous because I have and enormous crush on you.

She smiles up at the sky.